Suburban Notes 2

Living in a new house is much different than the homes in which I grew up. The appliances lack power, light switch placement is counter intuitive, and the ground floor would only be useful if I operated a laundry business. It reminds me of the model home in which the Bluths live on Arrested Development. The poor insulation, however, facilitates my eavesdropping on neighbours and making up stories about their lives.