The Meek Will Inherit the Lombardi Trophy

Having once predicted that Stockwell Day would become Prime Minister of Canada, my forecasts should be ignored and ridiculed. That said, I predict the Chicago Bears will win tonight despite their disadvantage at quarterback. Exceptions like Montana and Bradshaw aside, the Superbowl seems to favour mediocre pivots and one-hit wonders. Rex Grossman will join other champions like Trent Dilfer, Jeff Hostetler, and Mark Rypien, while Peyton Manning will join ringless Hall of Famers Dan Marino, Fran Tarkenton, and Jim Kelly.